Carmelo Anthony:
Carmelo Anthony Naked
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Information:
Name: Carmelo Anthony
Born: 1984-05-29
Height: 1.99
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Filmography:
Who Made You? (2008), ESPY Awards (2003), Forbes 20 Under 25: Young, Rich and Famous (2007), Quite Frankly with Stephen A. Smith (2006), ESPN Outside the Lines Weekly (2006)
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Ever hear the
expression
"hard drinker" ? Never made much sense
to me, drinking's one of the
easiest things in the world to do.
NeoHarringtonMM
"Mommy, all the kids at school
say I'm
a werewolf! Is that true?"
"No, of course not. Now shut
up and comb your face."
AlwynConantAu
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cargo
!
Cargo who ?
Cargo better if you fill it with gas first !
AlizFernleighiG
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used
be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
Son: Dad, at
your age, he had become the Prime Minister of
England.
BaronAmotzoJ
How would you get four reindeer
in
a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get
four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first
TayteGriffethgL
Q: What
is the missing link between the bass
and the ape?
A: The baritone.
OsckarCarmelopH
Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth
any
wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."
ChizkiyaChuazz
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and
sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to
wear out the camel.
KyleMengLt
What did the aardvark say when he lost
the
race to the ant?
If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
ManeDohasanGU
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bellows
!
Bellows who ?
Bellows me some money can I have it please !
CooleyAttleytr