What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
toilet?
Wait until he's finished.
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm
day which
follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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Why do hurricanes
travel so
fast?
Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them
slow-i-canes.
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Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the
waist down.
I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.
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"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think
so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report
card."
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What do you get it
you cross a porcupine
with a giraffe?
A long necked toothbrush.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad
attitude
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How can you tell if a ghost is
about to
faint?
He gets pale as a sheet.
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Q: How do you know when you're at a
hillbilly
wedding?
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the
church.
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Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
A: Because it was too cold outside.
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Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
on
her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said
"DON'T
WALK".
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What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her
head
?
Petal !
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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
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What did the snake say when offered a
piece
of cheese ?
Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
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What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps
on
Batman and Robin ?
Flatman and Ribbon !
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Q: Men will brag that
there are women waiting
by the phone at this very moment for their call.
Who are these
women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.
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Learner driver: What happens when
everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong
lane.
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